Pretty Fly
(Offspring)
[Pintel]
Give it to me, baby
[Elizabeth]
Parley! Parley!
[Pintel]
Give it to me, baby
[Elizabeth]
Parley! Parley!
[Pintel]
Give it to me, baby
[Elizabeth]
Parley! Parley!
[Barbossa]
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a bad guy
[Bo’Sun]
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco cinco, seis…
[Norrington]
You know its kinda hard just working with Gillette
He thinks he’s really cool, but I think that he’s a twit
He still believes in mermaids and he wishes he were one
You should hear what he will say after he drinks a little rum!
[The Crew]
So let’s debate: Gay or straight?
You know no one really wants him anyway
Gonna sail the seas, and give us fleas
And talk all day, and talk all day
So if he’s your date, be smart and run away
‘Cause he’ll annoy you until you go and slap him in the face
But the world needs wannabes, so
HEY! HEY! Show me the monkey!
[Mullroy]
Heh, you haven’t seen it.
[Murtogg]
Uh huh! Uh huh!
[Mullroy]
No, you haven’t seen it.
[Murtogg]
Uh huh! Uh huh!
[Mullroy]
Man, you have NOT seen it!
[Murtogg]
Uh huh! Uh huh!
[Jack]
And all the girlies think I’m really high, but a good guy!
[Norrington]
He needs some cool duds, so I went and told him that
But now he’s borrowing my clothes and last night he stole my hat
He sails just like my grandma; never gives it any gas
And, if its not too deep, I’ll pull his HEAD OUT OF MY ASS!
[The Crew]
So let’s debate: Gay or straight?
You know no one really wants him anyway
Gonna sail the seas, and give us fleas
And talk all day, and talk all day
So if he’s your date, be smart and run away
‘Cause he’ll annoy you until you go and slap him in the face
But the world needs wannabes, so
HEY! HEY! Show me the monkey!
[Norrington]
Now he’s getting kinda pissed ‘cause I sank his boat for fun
He thinks that I’m 19 but I’m really 41
I think he’s trying too hard, for all the brain cells that he lacks,
When he thinks he is alone, he starts walking just like Jack!
[Will]
Give it to me, Lizzy
[Elizabeth]
Okay! Okay!
[Will]
Give it to me, Lizzy
[Elizabeth]
Okay! Okay!
[Will]
Give it to me, Lizzy
[Elizabeth]
Okay! Okay!
[Bo’Sun]
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco cinco, seis…
[The Crew]
So let’s debate: Gay or straight?
You know no one really wants him anyway
Gonna sail the seas, and give us fleas
And talk all day, and talk all day
So if he’s your date, be smart and run away
‘Cause he’ll annoy you until you go and slap him in the face
But the world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
God help all of the wannabes, so
HEY! HEY! Show me the monkey!
By Vampiric